My name is Martin :)

liquidmeth:

I swear if I have a daughter this is how I’m meeting their boyfriend

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x62x:

wallisb:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

I hope ed sees this

I ove how free healthcare is automatically anyone’s fallback for things like this UK/US meme. The white French flag, that was a tasty (and hilarious) morsel though

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x62x:

It was brought to my attention today that my brother’s and my plates say “Dat Bitch” and mine says “Why see one bitch”.

x62x:

I guess you could say these are

boi fish

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ohecstasy:

same

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